no not dealing with that bullshit name

bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

(via dannydevitosfoot)

faeriefountain:

me

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(Source: honeysucculents, via curiosity-is-bliss)

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via cutiestagram)

(via jamesfrancoe)

beyoncebeytwice:

that avicii hey brother song is probably the worst song ive ever heard in my life

(via qthy-pie)

ssttepphhaanniiee:

Me

ssttepphhaanniiee:

Me

(Source: memewhore, via dumbfangirl)

(Source: oomshi, via myhipsdontlie)

(Source: awkwardvagina, via fivegum)

sleeplessnnights:


coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.  I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

hE looks sO sAD

sleeplessnnights:

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

hE looks sO sAD

(via myhipsdontlie)

(Source: moonemojii, via myhipsdontlie)

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

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hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

(via fivegum)

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via myhipsdontlie)